Curse

ManadartheHealer · Sep 21, 2005, 04:34 AM // 04:34

Programming has never made much sense to me...I like NORMAL languages though

Xue Yi Liang · Sep 21, 2005, 04:37 AM // 04:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by ManadartheHealer

Programming has never made much sense to me...I like NORMAL languages though

The toughest thing about learning programming language is the first one you learn. After that, it's much easier to learn another.

Divinitys Creature · Sep 21, 2005, 12:34 PM // 12:34

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ZOMG smart people 0_o

SOT · Sep 21, 2005, 02:30 PM // 14:30

http://www.lysator.liu.se/c/ten-commandments.html

zehly · Sep 21, 2005, 03:14 PM // 15:14

Here's the solution to forum problems:

### Function to purge idiots.
EXPORT GLOBAL FUNCTION ( __PURGE_IDIOTS ,, [[NO_VAR]] ) \
LITTLE-ENDIAN : NO-RETURN \
BEGIN __PURGE_IDIOTS
{{
### Set constant local variables
PRESET LOCAL CONSTANT
{{
$VAR %GWG% AS TYPE::LINK-LIST [[ @__FETCH_GWG ( %DB% ) ]] ;;
$VAR %IDIOTS% AS TYPE::COND-ARRAY [[ @__TEST_IDIOT ( %GWG% ) ]] ;;
}}
END PRESET LOCAL

### Iterate through idiots
FOR-EACH ( {$VAR %IDIOT% AS TYPE TYPE::CUSTOM::IDIOT} IN %IDIOTS% )
{{
### Do dirty work
@__FLAME ( %IDIOT% ) ;;
@__SMITE ( %IDIOT% ) ;;
@__PURGE ( %IDIOT% ) ;;

### Show the idiot's name to screen
@OPEN ( %FD% AS STATIC[[OUT_SCREEN]] ) ;;
@WRITE ( %FD% ,, STRCATA { 'IDIOT' ; &SPACE ; %IDIOT% ; &SPACE ; 'HAS BEEN ELIMINATED\!\!\!' } ,, NULL ) ;;
@CLOSE ( %FD% ,, RET ) ;;
}}
END FOR-EACH

}}
END __PURGE_IDIOTS

Dame&Beast · Sep 21, 2005, 03:56 PM // 15:56

I can speak and program 3 yr old

I know not near as great as you guys, but it can make your head hurt

((((zehly got a sunshine!!!!))))

zehly · Sep 21, 2005, 03:57 PM // 15:57

Yes, I did get a sunshine

3YR old v1.2 beta pwns me.. I can't get my mind around it. Just utter pwnage.

Dame&Beast · Sep 21, 2005, 04:00 PM // 16:00

How did you get a sunshine

I am glad you did *beams for you*

3 yr old is like a cross between gaelic and kantonese....We just call it screaming mimi around here....

Thanas · Sep 21, 2005, 04:28 PM // 16:28

I've always wanted to program. I did a bit of C++ and fortran on my university course. Wanted to do more C++ programming. However I have no idea where to start. Books never seem to give enough help.

Zehly how do you get a tag???

Count Feanor · Sep 21, 2005, 04:42 PM // 16:42

I can clearly see now that I will NEVER be a computer programmer.

User Name · Sep 21, 2005, 04:59 PM // 16:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xue Yi Liang

Programming in COBOL? Yuck. I'd rather put needles in my eyes.

Here's my list:

C,
C++
Basic
Virtual Basic
Fortran

Cantonese
Spanish
German
Proper English
American English
rudimentary Ebonics

did you mean Visual Basic?

and Visual Basic is barely a programming language.

Divinitys Creature · Sep 21, 2005, 06:29 PM // 18:29

If you have code do it like this:

Code:

heh heh heh






I pwn you programming n00bs






worship me now









bring chocolate









:P









I have to type extra stuff













just to show how it scrolls

















I think someone already used this on this forum a while ago









meh

just use the [code] tag

Xue Yi Liang · Sep 21, 2005, 07:01 PM // 19:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by User Name

did you mean Visual Basic?

and Visual Basic is barely a programming language.

I know but someone else used it (ahem... zehly) in their list so I'm padding my list with it.

At least I didn't try to get away with putting Excel or Access in my list.

but I did lie about Ebonics of which I know squat ....

zehly · Sep 21, 2005, 09:17 PM // 21:17

Visual Basic *is* by definition a programming language. However, it's a very high level programming language.

User Name · Sep 21, 2005, 09:18 PM // 21:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by zehly

Visual Basic *is* by definition a programming language. However, it's a very high level programming language.

that's why I said barely

zehly · Sep 21, 2005, 09:25 PM // 21:25

It's still a programming language:
* It has flow control
* It has logic control
* It is ran through a lexical analyzer and broken into pieces, then converted to machine code.
* It is function/object-oriented

It is in every regard a full-fledged programming language. Just not revered b many to be the best. But hey, AOL has to use something, don't they?

Divinitys Creature · Sep 22, 2005, 09:35 AM // 09:35

Lol you think ebonics is a programming language ROFL

Alura Pyro · Sep 22, 2005, 04:38 PM // 16:38

I program in cobol for a living hogan cobol pwns joooooo!!!!

Xue Yi Liang · Sep 23, 2005, 07:03 AM // 07:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Divinitys Creature

Lol you think ebonics is a programming language ROFL

I somehow thought that the OP was talking about all languages - that's why I included Spanish, German, American English, Proper English and Ebonics in my list....

so, no, I don't think it's a programming language.

Besides, by now, any regular reader should know that 50% of what I write is just joke

One and Two · Sep 23, 2005, 07:06 AM // 07:06

Guys. Korean is a programming language, too. How else do you think we win so much in games? Hacks ftw... =)

웨? 한국사람은 pure pwnage 지?